I have to mention this. You might have noticed the return of the gentleman pictured here. I'm calling him Embarrassing Dad. He's not based on my dad. He's based on a guy I actually saw skating down the street just as you see him; Roller skates, afro, Cosby sweater, fanny pack, Spandex bicycle shorts, and two push-sticks with tennis balls at the ends. I tried to take a picture, but I was in my car and it didn't turn out. Just like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness monster. But I saw him, I swear!